I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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