I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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