You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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