doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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