I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
