The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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