this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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