She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
and she was petting her beer can
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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