i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
My penis needs a shock collar
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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