Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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