Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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