I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Randomize
