I saw his package. It spoke to me.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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