Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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