We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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