im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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