I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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