If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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