Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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