am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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