I molested 6 butterflies tonight
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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