come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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