My first STD was from a foam party
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The feeling are messing with the penis
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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