Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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