Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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