So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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