Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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