that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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