My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
She's the barista slut.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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