Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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