As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I need moral support for this bender
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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