found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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