its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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