Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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