i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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