I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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