I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
whose parrot is this?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Randomize
