i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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