OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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