We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
