Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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