ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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