just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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