for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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