hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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