so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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