I think my vagina is haunted
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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