Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
There r osticjed everywhere
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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