Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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