Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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